cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

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depressioncomix:

depression comix #121

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sassydetective:

we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

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bebroom:

carbohydrate:

they fucked up the yearbook

no they didn’t. surprise, you aren’t graduating for 90 years

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New Girl (x)

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redribbonrobot:

Looked up some hijabi fashion pics on tumblr for inspiration and change of pace in terms of drawing feminine silhouettes.  *References used

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madeleineishere:

Doodle: never going to be a morning person…

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i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself

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motivatedslacker:

Oh my god. Giant kitty toy for a giant kitty.

DAMN

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thefirstgentleman:

casual reminder that for every person who doesn’t want to label their sexuality theres another person who prefers the tangibility of a word and both are ok

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vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

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